After Listening to What Inside My Mind the Female Leads Want to Flung Into My Harem

After the birthday party ended, everyone went their separate ways.

Due to being ostracized by the family, Lin Huanxi's family had already moved out of the Lin Family mansion.

Back at home, mother-in-law Hou Caichun was so angry she started cursing.

"Ye Qiu, you damned beast, how much more do you want to ruin our family?"

"We finally managed to scrape together some money to buy a gift for the old man to make him happy, and now you've messed everything up."

"I meant well, but what can I do if they don't appreciate it?"

Ye Qiu replied calmly.

"Don't appreciate it? How could they appreciate it? You're just a poor gigolo, how could you afford a gift worth tens of millions? Even the rich Li family wouldn't dare boast like that."

Father-in-law Lin Shengxi gritted his teeth and said.

Ye Qiu remained silent, casting a glance at Lin Huanxi.

Usually, when the two of them ganged up on him, Lin Huanxi would step in to smooth things over.

But today, he was disappointed.

Lin Huanxi sat on the sofa with a cold expression, eating an orange. She was hungry.

Because of the commotion, the family had no appetite to eat at the table.

The strange looks and sarcastic remarks from relatives.

Made them so angry they couldn't eat.

"Huanxi, are you still hungry? How about I make you something to eat?"

Seeing Lin Huanxi remain silent, he smiled and asked.

Lin Huanxi had originally planned to order takeout.

But remembering what she had heard from the guardian spirit, she nodded.

Ye Qiu then smiled and headed to the kitchen to start cooking.

"What a useless person, I've never seen someone with so little dignity."

Seeing Ye Qiu still able to smile.

Lin Shengxi was so angry he pounded his chest.

But they were all starving as well, sitting on the sofa silently waiting for Ye Qiu to finish cooking.

After a while, a delicious aroma wafted from the kitchen.

After freeloading at home for years, the only skill Ye Qiu could boast of was his cooking.

"Dinner's ready."

After preparing three dishes and a soup, Ye Qiu brought them to the table and called everyone over, even serving them rice.

"Hmph, this is the only thing you're good for."

Hou Caichun picked up a piece of meat, eating while scolding.

Ye Qiu remained silent, using a spoon to ladle purple ginseng rib soup into his bowl.

The nutrients in the purple ginseng were all in the soup, drinking it was very nourishing.

"Is this radish rib soup? Why does it smell so strange?"

Lin Shengxi noticed the odd smell of the soup and frowned.

"I made it with purple ginseng, give it a try."

Ye Qiu said calmly.

Lin Shengxi snorted coldly.

Hearing the words purple ginseng made him furious, how could he drink such a thing?

So the whole bowl of soup was finished by Ye Qiu alone.

Lin Huanxi, who was watching all this coldly, felt both shocked and disappointed inside.

Everything was just as the guardian spirit had said.

She was even more curious if the upcoming events would unfold the same way.

Then there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

Hou Chuncai shouted loudly.

"Chuncai, it's me."

"Shufen, hold on a second."

Hou Chuncai got up and went to open the door for her old classmate.

Soon, a well-dressed middle-aged woman walked in from outside.

Smelling the aroma in the room, she smiled and said.

"You're having dinner? Hurry up and eat, we can play mahjong after you're done."

"Alright, just wait a bit."

Hou Caichun nodded, she had a big addiction to mahjong.

"Oh my, what's that smell? Why does it seem so familiar?"

Liu Shufen sniffed and her gaze finally landed on the bowl of purple ginseng rib soup on the table.

After staring at it for a few moments, she slapped her thigh and exclaimed.

"Oh my, your family is rich! Using such good purple ginseng for rib soup?"

"What purple ginseng?"

Hou Chuncai's expression changed slightly.

"This, such a large piece of top-grade purple ginseng, my god, it must be worth at least forty million... no, maybe even fifty million."

Liu Shufen exclaimed.

She was in the medicinal herb business and knew her stuff.

Hearing Liu Shufen's words.

Ye Qiu's lips curled into a smile, feeling a sense of vindication.

He had been waiting for this moment!

To see their regretful expressions!

Sure enough, Lin Shengxi and Hou Chuncai were dumbfounded upon learning the truth.

Such an expensive item, and it was really used to make soup?

"You idiot, why would you use something like that to make soup?"

Hou Chuncai shouted angrily.

"I said it was purple ginseng, but you insisted it wasn't, so I just listened to you and made soup with it."

Ye Qiu said calmly, with a hint of satisfaction in his eyes.

"Where did you get it from?"

Lin Shengxi asked, his voice trembling.

"The market, an old farmer was selling it, I bought it for twenty bucks."

"You, you..."

Lin Shengxi was so heartbroken he was about to cry, quickly grabbing the bowl to lick the bottom.

Unfortunately, there wasn't even a drop of soup left, Ye Qiu had finished it all.

There were a few ribs Ye Qiu hadn't completely eaten, but he couldn't possibly put them in his mouth to taste, could he?

Seeing his in-laws in such a state.

Ye Qiu sneered inwardly, frogs in a well are just frogs in a well.

Just as he was about to get up to wash the dishes, a loud fart escaped uncontrollably.

Immediately, a foul smell spread, and everyone's expressions changed.

"Damn, did you just shit yourself with that fart? How disgusting!"

Lin Shengxi, who was licking the bowl, gagged in disgust.

He saw a large yellow stain on the back of Ye Qiu's pants.

The stain was even spreading, and a strong stench filled the air.

"Oh no, I can't take it, your useless son-in-law can't even control his bowels."

Liu Shufen screamed, covering her mouth, stepping back with tears of laughter.

One of the reasons she often visited the Lin family was to see the joke that was the Yanjing gigolo king.

But she never expected this gigolo king to be so useless.

It's one thing to be a gigolo, but to soil your pants? Turning into a diarrhea warrior on the spot.

In all her years, she'd never seen such a useless man.

A gigolo who couldn't even digest his food?

"Sigh, I'm really at a loss for words, calling you worse than a beast would be an insult to beasts, what a disgrace to the family."

Hou Caichun covered her nose, too lazy to even scold, feeling a bit relieved inside.

At least this happened at home.

If such an embarrassing incident occurred at the old man's seventieth birthday, the Lin family would never be able to show their face in Yanjing again.

Lin Huanxi looked at Ye Qiu in shock, her beautiful eyes filled with disbelief.

Even though she had heard the guardian spirit's voice about the upcoming events.

She didn't expect Ye Qiu to be so outrageous.

In her heart, she felt even more disdain for this man, even a bit of contempt.

For the first time, she had the thought of kicking him out of the house, severing this so-called relationship.

But remembering her grandmother's dying words, she gritted her teeth and barely held back.

Ye Qiu was truly about to vomit blood at this moment.

Just a moment ago, he was feeling smug, seeing Hou Caichun and the others' regretful faces, feeling very pleased.

Now he couldn't believe he had turned into a diarrhea warrior.

"Damn it, could it be the purple ginseng's effects were too strong?"

He cursed inwardly, then awkwardly said, "Maybe I ate something bad, I'll go take a shower."

As he left, the storm in his pants intensified.

If not for his thick pants.

The powerful fart could have splattered the ceiling with feces.